Would you like some tea?
Oh, you're quite welcome.
What, these old things? Why, they're Wedgwood, of course. Yes, Fisher Price makes a knock-off, but these are the authentic article.
Let me make sure the tea has steeped enough. No use in drinking weak tea, you know.
Oh, you don't like yours hot? Well, I'll test the temperature. I am the consummate host.
This should be fine. I'll pour us a cuppa. One lump or two, darling?
Oh, I'm ever so glad you enjoyed it.
Ah, delicious.
That was absolitely tea-lightful!
ReplyDeleteWhat a charming hostess!
Love it!